I can go for months struggling to write a stanza or two
Then, all of a sudden, I get a song or two.
Look for my new single “The Mirror” in a [drug]store near you.
For those of you keeping score at home:
Yes, the address for Bobby T’s was incorrect on the email.
It is not in the same building as Martini’s Steak and Chop…
That’s Big Nose Kate’s.
I told Rice to call someone if I don’t wake up before Thursday.
I’m going to try some of this generic, NyQuill-style green stuff.
You know the kind that comes with a free, plastic shot glass?
I haven’t had a drink since last Friday.
I’ll probably absorb the alcohol and throw up the rest.
Here’s to chicken-noodles and orange juice…