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Dusty

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It’s time for not only a guest blog but a double-guest blog. You know, kind of like
the double-dog dare.

Ladies and gentlemen, reprinted with permission, Mr. Dusty Feighner.

2004-12-19 0218
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Aaron “Mutha [edit]in” Traffas,

Comon now. Your a song writer. You should know workarounds like “Gonna”.
Dammit it pisses me off when I hear a song that says gonna. Why can they say I will,
or I did, I must, I should. Not… gonna…. dammit.

I got no call from Mr. TrevorBurgess.com today. Therefore… no news is good news.

Surely DOS can do it… cause DOS IS BOSS. If not. We can at least put the hard
drive into slave mode and boot it to another machine to recover the data.

Hell… I think we may even be able to install windows to another directory to at
least boot it, recover what we need, and get the hell outa Dodge.

Should be as easy as picking up a Columbian Waitress. Dammit Traffas, you should
have went home with her. Wait a minute, if she is like the illegal mexican I know,
she lives with her whole family tree… nevermind. Your Catholic right????

Speaking of which… I am single these days. You should tell the oldest sister that
you know this great guy from KC. He has hopped trains and chased tornados and someday
he is “gonna” be a singer/songwriter like his buddy Traffas.

Anywhoo… been in the sauce. It was quite yummy. Seen an ex’s sister tonight….
wasn’t too happy about that. Been trying to avoid the whole situation for awhile.

If nothing else. We can at least tell Burgess that the data is not recoverable.
Once he realizes that, we can start being his management staff.

Booking gigs, working in the background. Making booku bucks working from home. I
can get him on the CMA’s.

“Its the 2005 CMA’s, with special guest, Trevor Burgess”

What up Dawg?? We gotta go to Topeka one of these nights and party like rockstars with Deines.

Dusty “Mutha [edit]in” Pants

2004-12-27 2330
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Did I read this right??? Mr. Aaron Traffas,
Trevor Burgess, and Dusty Feighner in
one setting at

Helen’s Hilltop
????

Oh my, this is going to be a blast… Dude… I have had dreams about this moment.

Here can be some of the description

When it comes to Dusty Feighner, If it’s a two-step or heart-touching Country ballad
he is sure to penetrate your senses as he performs for you.

Meanwhile Aaron Traffas and Trevor Burgess are laughing at Dusty. Why?? Because Dusty Feighner’s BIO cracks them up. Sometimes Dusty laughs about it too. When has he ever played a two step or a
heart-touching ballad??? :-)

Man… I am really looking forward to this. You guys need a place to stay?? Wait
a minute… I may need one too :-). Well, if nothing else works out. We can always
go to Raytown, Missouri. We can drink 40oz of Old English and freestyle RAP (Rhythm
Aided Poetry) with the rest of the Raytown homies.

Maybe I can find a wife for a night in good ol’ Tongie.
Wade Hayes picked
up his wife there, maybe I can too. Do you guys remember Wade Hayes?? I think he
fell off the edge of the earth. Last I heard he is in some country duo band called
McHayes.

Probably figured out that Brooks and Dunn hasn’t had anybody to compete with for
quite a few years. Oh wait a minute… Maybe Montgomery
Gentry
….. Yeah… the new outlaw movement….

What are they outlawing against again???
Record companies
??? Nope. Personal Hygene?? Nope.
Shitty music??? Nope….

Oh yeah… they were black shiny clothes… that’s it… that makes them outlaws.
And one of them spins a [edit]in mic stand around, because he is afraid to sing
to the crowd without something in front of him….. Yep… those are the outlaws
you gotta watch out for.

There used to be this all night diner right out of Tongi…. The most toothless
waitresses you ever seen… but decent food though.

Ok… been in the sauce again… but the conversation was good tonight

Pants