Where do I apply to become part of the homeless rate statistic? I doubt any of those people who compute the homeless percentage know that I am indeed homeless.
I’m also doing my part to increase the unemployment rate. By picking up this second job, that means that there’s some struggling singer-songwriter out there who didn’t get a job playing shows at nigt at bars because I beat him to it.
Must have been affirmative action.
Left Lawrence at 12:15am
Arrived Sharon at 4:15am
I bet that guy is pissed that I’m still alive.