The Star Trek glory shelf

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I’m relaxing with Diane on a Tuesday evening, working on putting the wraps on a nasty cold that kept me home from work yesterday. I’m trying to figure out if it’s possible to do my taxes before the summer comes this year. It’s six-to-five and pick ’em as to whether it’ll happen or not. I’ve […]

My typewriter is too loud

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This is what it was like when our parents went to college. Student Brings Typewriter To Class – Watch more Funny Videos

CAPTCHA FAIL

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This was the CAPTCHA presented to my mother upon attempting to sign up for her Twitter account. moar funny pictures

Magnets

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Image via Wikipedia Ferromagnetism describes the property of some metals to exhibit interactions with magnets. Steel is ferromagnetic, aluminum isn’t. That’s why you can stick a magnet to a refrigerator but not to a beer can. Magnetic field strength is measured using a unit called the Tesla. A refrigerator magnet has the strength of 5 […]

Senator Franken destroys attourney

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Al Franken via last.fm Al Franken was a comic and an author. I’ve enjoyed listening to every book of his I’ve had the opportunity to get as an audio book. He’s a senator now, and a badass. This video is from dailykos.com and is worth the 10 minutes to watch Franken rip to shreds this […]

NAA Trustee and BOD joint session

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Image by Paul-W via FlickrI returned today from a two-day sojourn to Kansas City. Yesterday was an all-day National Auctioneers Association Education Institute Board of Trustees meeting. Today was a joint session with us and the Board of Directors. I’ve taken to announcing myself by saying ‘Hi’ in the style of Buzz Burbank, newsman from […]

Winter, Stargate, Dexter, Twitalytic

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What happened to fall? It seems as though winter has befallen us, without more than a week or so of temperate weather. Cover of Stargate (Ultimate Edition) I’ve endured the freeze warning safe from the comfort of my desk, where I’ve been coding all day long in my underwear. I took a break for a […]

Aaron’s recent posts

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Fair and balanced

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In the last video we posted, CNN covered how Fox promotes the protests of our administration rather than covers them. CNN thinks there’s an important distinction, and I can’t help but agree. Today’s nugget features proof that Fox not only promotes the protests, but they attempt to exacerbate them. The lady in the green is […]