Patriots, act

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Hey Bush. Nice speech. “weapons of mass destruction-related program activities”? Who? Niner? “unleash the compassion of America’s religious institutions”? UNLEASH? If I’d wanted a sermon from a pulpit I’d have gone to church. …………………. Can’t fund education? Cut taxes! Can’t fund troops? Cut taxes! Got a hangnail? Cut taxes!

Bush works in mysterious ways

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I got really sick after the football game on Saturday. I went to bed rather early and was lying down this morning with my Sunday religious experience when I realized something. I jokingly refer to politics as my religion, but I think that the Bush administration actually believes that the American people should be its […]

If I don't cry tonight…

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I was flipping through the channels last night before going to sleep and I caught President Clinton giving an address at the Kennedy Center. He spoke about what he’d done in Africa since he’s left office while making jokes (quite tasteful and funny) about the current administration. I cried. I really did. I cannot understand […]