Senator Franken destroys attourney

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Al Franken via last.fm Al Franken was a comic and an author. I’ve enjoyed listening to every book of his I’ve had the opportunity to get as an audio book. He’s a senator now, and a badass. This video is from dailykos.com and is worth the 10 minutes to watch Franken rip to shreds this […]

NAA Trustee and BOD joint session

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Image by Paul-W via FlickrI returned today from a two-day sojourn to Kansas City. Yesterday was an all-day National Auctioneers Association Education Institute Board of Trustees meeting. Today was a joint session with us and the Board of Directors. I’ve taken to announcing myself by saying ‘Hi’ in the style of Buzz Burbank, newsman from […]

Winter, Stargate, Dexter, Twitalytic

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What happened to fall? It seems as though winter has befallen us, without more than a week or so of temperate weather. Cover of Stargate (Ultimate Edition) I’ve endured the freeze warning safe from the comfort of my desk, where I’ve been coding all day long in my underwear. I took a break for a […]

Aaron’s recent posts

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Fair and balanced

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In the last video we posted, CNN covered how Fox promotes the protests of our administration rather than covers them. CNN thinks there’s an important distinction, and I can’t help but agree. Today’s nugget features proof that Fox not only promotes the protests, but they attempt to exacerbate them. The lady in the green is […]

Fox News gets pwned by CNN

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They used to be fodder for only shows like the Daily Show, but now Fox News has become so ridiculous and outright silly that other news agencies are realizing that the Fox News downward, falsehood-spreading spiral is actually news itself.

Fox News is NSFW

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It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w[/youtube]

Tractor stunts

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXHfXN9MBs[/youtube]